33. When you’re retired

When you’re retired,
You’re retired all the way,
From your first pension check
To your weekend vacay.

When you’re retired,
You are totally free,
To just doze in a chair
Or be wild and carefree.

You’ll never be bored, 
You’ll never be dejected.
When something comes up,
Something unexpected,
Your time’s protected!

You are retired
For the rest of your days,
Which you never forget
‘Til they cart you away.